thorinss:

sometimes i wish tumblr appreciated platonic relationships a little more

i mean shipping things is great and lovely and oh so much fun

but like what’s wrong with a little bromance

why does tumblr see two attractive men and immediately want them to be fucking each other or getting married or being in a romantic relationship

why can’t they just

be bros and stuff

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I’m assuming you don’t have children…

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Ah! The classic go to fallacy employed by every lazy, selfish parent on the planet. I am not a parent so how dare I criticize anything that a parent does? After all, parenting is the hardest job in the world! Yep. Right now there are Marines in firefights in Afghanistan thinking to themselves, “Whew! At least I’m not parenting!”

I was never a Nazi, but I’m comfortable saying they were pricks. And I’m not a pedophile, but I’m comfortable calling them a danger to society. And I am not a parent, and yet somehow I think it’s within my rights to call you a selfish, self absorbed twat when you let your hatchling grope half the food and utensils at the salad bar in between nose, ear, and eye fingerings.

Ag

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