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“All right,” said Susan. “I’m not stupid. You’re saying humans need… fantasies to make life bearable.”

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

“Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—”

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

“So we can believe the big ones?”

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

“They’re not the same at all!”

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME…SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

“Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what’s the point—”

MY POINT EXACTLY

Terry Prattchet, The Hogfather (via stormagedondarklordofall)
    • #susan sto-helit
    • #Discworld
    • #hogfather
    • #death
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ithinkyoufweaky:

Top 5 favorite Michelle Dockery characters: #2. Susan Sto Helit (The Hogfather)  - “And then Jack chopped down what was the world’s last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant’s children didn’t have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you’re a hero, because no-one asks inconvenient questions.”
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ithinkyoufweaky:

Top 5 favorite Michelle Dockery characters: #2. Susan Sto Helit (The Hogfather)  - “And then Jack chopped down what was the world’s last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant’s children didn’t have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you’re a hero, because no-one asks inconvenient questions.”
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ithinkyoufweaky:

Top 5 favorite Michelle Dockery characters: #2. Susan Sto Helit (The Hogfather)  - “And then Jack chopped down what was the world’s last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant’s children didn’t have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you’re a hero, because no-one asks inconvenient questions.”
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ithinkyoufweaky:

Top 5 favorite Michelle Dockery characters: #2. Susan Sto Helit (The Hogfather)  - “And then Jack chopped down what was the world’s last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant’s children didn’t have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you’re a hero, because no-one asks inconvenient questions.”
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ithinkyoufweaky:

Top 5 favorite Michelle Dockery characters: #2. Susan Sto Helit (The Hogfather)  - “And then Jack chopped down what was the world’s last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant’s children didn’t have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you’re a hero, because no-one asks inconvenient questions.”
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ithinkyoufweaky:

Top 5 favorite Michelle Dockery characters: #2. Susan Sto Helit (The Hogfather)  - “And then Jack chopped down what was the world’s last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant’s children didn’t have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you’re a hero, because no-one asks inconvenient questions.”
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ithinkyoufweaky:

Top 5 favorite Michelle Dockery characters: #2. Susan Sto Helit (The Hogfather)
- “And then Jack chopped down what was the world’s last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant’s children didn’t have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you’re a hero, because no-one asks inconvenient questions.”

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    • #god I love Susan a lot
    • #hogfather
    • #discworld
    • #reblogs
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scarletsonic:


And so… it was the night before Hogswatch.

I can’t express how much I LOVE THIS LINE.
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scarletsonic:


And so… it was the night before Hogswatch.

I can’t express how much I LOVE THIS LINE.
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scarletsonic:


And so… it was the night before Hogswatch.

I can’t express how much I LOVE THIS LINE.
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scarletsonic:


And so… it was the night before Hogswatch.

I can’t express how much I LOVE THIS LINE.
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scarletsonic:


And so… it was the night before Hogswatch.

I can’t express how much I LOVE THIS LINE.
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scarletsonic:


And so… it was the night before Hogswatch.

I can’t express how much I LOVE THIS LINE.
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scarletsonic:

And so… it was the night before Hogswatch.

I can’t express how much I LOVE THIS LINE.

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    • #god I love Susan
    • #Susan Sto Helit
    • #Hogfather
    • #terry Pratchett
    • #Discworld
    • #reblogs
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The Staircase Enthusiast

Avatar A perpetually exhausted university student living in Texas who spends her extra time piddling around the internets

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